Riddles

Swakopmund SS
Fillipa Nandago
Q What has single eye but cannot see?
A a needle


Q When is home work not homework?
A when its turned into a teacher


Q What is greater than God, more evil than the devil the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you will die.
A Nothing
Q What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A A mushroom


Q What can travel around the world while starving in a corner
A a stamp


Q what has neck but no head
A A bottle


Q A monkey and a squired and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree who will get the banana 1st, the monkey, Squired or bird?
A Non of them cause you can't get a banana from a coconut three.


Q Which eight letter word still remains a world after removing each letter from it?
A Staring-staring-string-sting-sing-sun-in-I


Q Two fathers and a 2 sons go on a fishing trip they each catch a fish and bring it home why do they only bring 3 home.
A The fishing trip consist of a grandfather, father and son.


Q A king and queen and two twins all in a large room. How are there no adults in the room.
A They are all beds


Q Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch they paid the bill but Sam and Peter did not pay the bill so how did?
A Their friend Tuesday


Q What gets broken without being held
A A promise


Q What is always coming but never arrives?
A tomorrow


Q what goes through town and over hills but never moves?
A Aroad


Q What has eighty eight keys but can't open a single door?
A A piano


Q What can you hear but not touch or see
A Your voice


Q What starts with a P and end with E and has more than 1000 letters?
A A post Office


Q What loses it's head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A A pillow


Q Jack rode into town on Friday and rode back two days later, how come?
A Friday is his horse name.


Q What is something you will never see?
A Yesterday


Q Name the two days starting with T besides Tuesday and Thursday
A Today and tomorrow


Q I am black and white in the middle. What am I?
A A Road


Q Round as a ball but no one can catch me if you do I disappear
A A bubble


Q I start with a Y and end with a Y you will never see me
A Yesterday


Q What is big as an elephant but weight nothing?
A An elephants shadow